Every poop gets a score.

Snap it in the app. The judge rates it from 0 to 100, picks a category and says something rude about it. Then decide who gets to see it.

Download on the App Store For adults 18+. Entertainment only. Not a medical tool.
The PoopScale judge, a smug cartoon poop.

The scale

Five categories. The judge can nudge a score up or down by five points, once, and it sticks.

0Forgettable Shit
20Basic Shit
40Decent Shit
60Top-Shelf Shit
80Legendary Shit

Private first

Every entry starts private. You choose to publish it, share it with a group, or keep it to yourself.

No real name needed

You play under a handle. An email is optional and only used to recover your account.

No ads, ever

No ads and no ad tracking. Your photos are never used to train AI models.